Noise canceling headphones. Yes, they exist for under $100, maybe not the best, but they’re a godsend.

Nah, there’s plenty of Linux and Star Trek

Why, “specific circumstances” of course.

The preferred nomenclature is “Mr. Hands’d”

It’s like a skin disease you put in milk

“Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Trump?”

It took scholars?

If you got a free hand, it’s for the homies

This one’s phenomenally tragic for music. RIP.

Please, Mr. Music, will you play?

I’m honestly surprised they’re not being returned in a matchbox. But that wouldn’t give leverage.

It was a fun little experiment to use for about 15 minutes. Won’t miss it.

Corporate Memphis, and I’ll get ahead of the curve, whatever its successor is. Probably some kind of AI-chic.

Department of Agriculture now brought to you by Monsanto! You’re growing them, but they’re our IP!

hee hee

Just going at it like two whores at the great capitalist gangbang.

Yeah that’s absolutely how they lure people in. Sensible issues to be concerned about, starts out normal, then about two links of thought in, the tinfoil hats come out and the solution is fucking nuts.

This is what I assume is baseline, not sure why we need two whole minutes.

Throw some more leaves in the pool to keep him busy.

I’ll take “horrifically nauseous and hovering over a toilet forever and ever” for 400, Alex.