so jurassic park’s t-rex caused “moderate turbulence”?

maga becomes increasingly racist and bbc instantly drops down the rankings. coincidence?

if the usa trotted down this path, their app would pay homage to the tansprayed president and be called MaxDonald. there would be an oversized version dubbed the Big Max. they would even target e-readers with the MaxBook Pro.

the idf will be fuming at this data. they would have expected that number to be closer to six out of six.

they’ll just rename it to see-ya-later sing sing.

ironically, the helm is the one piece of kit she isn’t wearing.

it was $100 after that piece of evidence passed through dozens of sticky official fingers.

i get why they would want to upgrade helicopters, but why would anyone want to embarrass defence planes?!

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huzzah!

i dunno. with all those carpets and tapestries, there must have been some static sparks somewhere!

they would have protested sooner, but they’d used Teams to coordinate and ran into a truckload of technical hitches.

maybe this is all just a clever ploy by the native americans!

google blurring lines again.

so what’s new?

if i could spend eternity watching trains chuff by, i would be the happiest ghost in the netherworld.

that’s going to result in an extremely painful and extremely satisfying poo.

never before have i seen such unfortunately placed blurs.

but the comic would have been so much funnier if they had followed these simple principles of inertia!

there could have been a whole row of panels showing the kicker inching towards the kickee. and the silent scream is so much better personified with the kickee floating away out od the panels.

it’s like the reek-reek-reek loading of the next camera exposure in shaun of the dead when the protagonists encounter their first zombie. it’s a minor detail but it adds so much more to the scene. it’s that pinch of spice that completely transforms the dish.

but, hey, i guess a lot of people do prefer the blander foods. so let’s just chalk this up to creative differences.

from where in frictionless space did the port astronaut get the momentum to move forward for the kick? how did this person then return to their original position (their airhose has folded back over in panel 3)

and why hasn’t the starboard astronaut floated out through stage left with the momentum of that kick?

android peaked with the pixel 2. then everyone went overboard on bezel-less displays and fast refresh rates and smart assistant services and brought the whole damn thing crashing down.

so there’s a place in this world where one can go twelve whole days without contact with another person?

to where should i book tickets?