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Cake day: June 30th, 2023

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  • Scissors work because the blades are tight against each other – there’s no gap between them when they’re cutting. When they “go sideways” it’s usually because the hinge is loose.

    If they’re good quality scissors, you probably need to tighten the screw holding the blades together.


  • Any major power could easily assasinate the leadership of any other major power, but doing so is taboo for obvious reasons.The nuclear taboo is higher on the list of “things that are not done.”

    Opening the door to actually using nuclear weapons represents a threat to everyone – including the rich and powerful. Whoever is dumb enough to use even a tactical nuke is going to not only find themselves a pariah, they’re going to face coordinated efforts to eliminate the threat they represent by everyone.

    Imagine being in his inner circle: you’d be getting credible offers of “whatever you need and want” to remove Putin from power from every major power on the planet.








  • I bought an LG microwave a few months ago to replace a dead 10 year old Sharp. My favorite “features”:

    • The sticker on the door stating that by using the microwave I agree to LG’s TOS, including binding arbitration.
    • The single 4 minutes and 30 seconds of use I got out of it before the magnetron broke.

    When I returned it they customer service person asked if I wanted it serviced under warranty – hilarious. Bought a Panasonic instead.


  • oatscoop@midwest.socialtoScience Memes@mander.xyzNobel Prize 2024
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    Option 3. Get a job as part of the 5% of the population still employed in serving the various security apparatuses protecting the rich fucks – you could be a soldier, cop, or government official.

    Better to be part of the boot than be the poor fuckers getting stepped on, right? You can sleep easily knowing you have it slightly better than the other 95% of the underclass.