NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!

Or Hez…

More Windows refugees should flee to the Kingdom of Torvalds.

That’s the law of unintended consequences, muskyboy.

What else but straight up extortion?

The people of NYC have truly exercised their democratic rights!

ngl that looks delicious.

Feenstra family much?

So, #FuckAI?

Holy cow…literally the illiterate leading the illiterate!!!

World’s smallest violin plays.

Darwin award contenders indeed 😂

Absolutely mental regarding the cost of public transport in most of Blighty…

the rails and infrastructure used to be privately owned. But it turned out a private company couldn’t be trusted with that level of safety within their remit

Google Ladbroke Grove and Hatfield rail crashes if you wanna know more.

Your mailbox is full!

it comes from a Dutch phrase that got butchered into tattoo

doe den tap toe in case you’re wondering

And they would have likely gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for that pesky kisscam.

Which postwar car-brains have sadly forgotten. 😤

About the only redeeming quality of what is otherwise conservative-themed shovelware tbh. 🤣