OK please bear with me – who in the name of god feels more comfortable or better or soothed about their life by calling a stranger, who knows nothing about their situation, who has a little button that calls the cops on them and could get them involuntarily hospitalized or shot… I mean seriously I’m an introvert and whenever I’m that depressed I’m not exactly…outgoing.

API pricing is such a shitty obnoxious dogshit practice that is now of course becoming standard because of course it is. internet barely costs money come the fuck on make a quality product

It used to be a respected standard for developers and hosts to be somewhat open and friendly to 3rd party devs, because ultimately they’re customers and they’re helping recruit and retain customers, they should be treated with respect. just because it’s innovative and disruptive to invent the machine gun doesn’t mean it’s good

We live at a time of artificial plenty and everyone’s stressed. It literally doesn’t have to be a bad thing, either. We don’t judge people who take on prestigious corporate jobs that will by nature make them more stressed and worn down. They get money, 75% of us get to eat tasty food and treats.

the supreme court literally gave biden unchecked power and he’s done fuck all with it. you should want unchecked power so you can actually improve conditions.

[edit June 2025: HE WAS FUCKING EIGHTY FOUR YEARS OLD!! WHAT CAN THEY DO TO YOU AT EIGHTY FOUR!! CANCEL EVERYONE’S DEBT NATIONALIZE HEALTHCARE THE PLANS EXIST JUST GET HOPPED UP ON OLD PEOPLE DRUGS AND HIT THE FUCKING BUTTONS YOU OLD BASTARD JESUS CHRIST – GUESS WHAT, RESPECTFULLY NOT DOING THAT OBVIOUSLY DIDN’T DO SHIT TO SET THE PRECEDENT THAT TRUMP WILL ACT WITHIN WASHINGTON NORMS

oh no please check my power i didn’t want to do anything ooh no pls pls check it

contacting my representatives is exactly as useful as writing a letter to santa

this is insane. why can’t we vote for them not to be able to do this? isn’t this a democracy?

it’s ridiculous how much we jerk off to being the greatest country in the world ever but we can’t even have this basic quality of life feature that so many other countries have made work. fucking israel has universal healthcare! what a pathetic empire

my city is literally prohibited from using public funds for any type of train because of some GOP devil magic thing – so all we have is busses, which suck because you’re still beholden to traffic jams and lights and speed limits and roads. pointless and not even a sense of whimsy or transcendence

we should bring back the cape. nice and flowy, not constraining, looks striking

megalopolis was pretty incoherent however

i hate how this “best performers” rhetoric always comes out in WFH discussion. everyone should be able to work from home if it’s better for them regardless of if they’re The Best at their dunder-mifflin ass job

this country is so cool i love living here

so? we aren’t allowed to take netflix screenshots at all

awful ethics aside what a disgusting waste of processing power. software already barely runs

before anyone says ACHSKULLY The prESidEnT doEsn’t HAve Any auThOritY to StoP tHIS, yes they do. they’re a politician. negotiate. presidents break the law all the time.

THE SAVIOR HAS RISEN

GOD BLESS KING TRUKMP

all animals are waaay more aware than we realize (or can bear to realize), but it’s going to take forever to officially prove because we have to start from the place of them needing to prove that they:

may also have an internal awareness of their own bodies

it’s so depressing if you watch steve jobs introduce the iphone, he boasted how safari offered a rich browsing experience, beautifully rendering the full desktop version with intuitive controls to zoom and swipe around, no janky mobile sites. and look at us now. how we have fallen.

(honestly i think tim cook wrecked the company, he’s a pure bloodless businessman, thinking only about numbers and value extraction versus innovation and changing the world, which jobs, for all his faults, objectively did)

i don’t get why people complain about this – i’d so so much rather type my order in myself, see what’s in everything, make modifications easily, etc without having to talk to someone. get those workers on the line and help ease the load on the kitchen

extras, commentaries, it’s nice seeing your favorite films on a shelf

i try to put in the disc, hit play, and just walk away so i miss all the garbage and the paragraphs warning me about prison time. kinda kills the mood