Alas, I legitimately have spheksophobia. I appreciate their role in nature, but I don’t want them anywhere near me.

Sounds like something a wasp would say

IYKYK

That’s no moon…

Now I got a song stuck in my head

I am mildly disappointed that we didn’t go with SwastiKKKar.

*SwastiKKKar

OMG, I haven’t even thought about this. Imagine thousands of people doing this together all at once. A terrifying visual indeed!

Oh, never heard of that one!

No, it’s a blend of i3 and Gnome.

Oh, it was on the ground just as we were entering the plane.

My first thought as well

The pilot let my 3-year-old into the cockpit in 2019. So, I guess that still happens post 9/11.

I 100% read it in THAT voice.

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Oh, this is amazing!

Wake up 15 minutes before I have to leave.

Trick question, he IS the operating system.

My speakers used to be able to let me know I was about to receive a call on my cell phone.

OP was kind enough to provide a source, care to share yours?