*On the MyCellular network

mmmm at first you had my audience, now sir, you have my attention.

Are you trying to put Jesus in my mouth?

Children playing children playing children.

Mustard belongs in the trash. Hotdogs belong with jesus.

Ragebaiting at its finest 🙏

Your kindness has been noted.

Please provide the download link for the air headed and lazy.

Que nós dobles?

ANY sort or razor around the softest most favorite part of my body? Hell the fuck no! Bushes keeps things cooler/cleaner and chafe free actually.

Weuuuuuhhhh

Only EngLAnD would keep themselves in this looney ass wacky predicament. I bet those single slice loving penguins are behind this.

Graffiti everywhere you go! Literally!!!

Is this Jimmy Jahms origin story?

Fun fact this was also hitlers origin story.

Would it cost that much to replace these real penguins with robot penguins? Or even 3D projected penguins? Maybe even a rotating weekly gallery of different artifical penguin…things

PAN FRIED MF

RUSSIAN TIES MF

STEAMED HAMS MF

FUNKY JIVE MF

I’ll see myself out.