“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

Are you new?! He’s got the R next to his name…!

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

You beat me to it.

Remember when NYPD watched a guy attacking people on the subway with a knife?

Big ol’ (X).

“Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I’m impressed. You’re an oak.”

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

“Hey Lisa, i dare you to drink the water…”

Inb4 “the whole Outer Rim is AmErIcA” group.

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

Ok, Tazerface…

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

DUCK season!

Pffft. They’ll get confused by Paseo de Peralta and end up at the mall.

Sisterhood of the Traveling Goalposts!

No. Hyperbole is just a really fast bole.

Red or green, homie?