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GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I want to exit, help!

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I want to exit, help!

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GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • akash_rawal@lemmy.world
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    Remove the battery Wait, you can’t do that these days…

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      With enough height, any drop would do. 😎 Follow me for more shitty advice.

      • thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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        That begs the question of whether the terminal velocity of a phone is enough to eject the battery.

        Unless the height you’re dropping it from is on Jupiter

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          I’m pretty sure it is, an arms height drop on the right angle can break open most smartphones, statistically speaking we need a bigger height to increase our chances.

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            Unfortunately my phone is rated to withstand such a fall…

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              May as well sign up for some Vim users groups, then.

          • IGuessThisIsForNSFW@yiffit.net
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            So most modern smartphones do use adhesive strips to attach the battery to the midframe and its pretty strong… Which is why I always advise heating your device to 70c BEFORE lobbing it off the roof to help with battery removal!

        • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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          I tried typing velocity in the terminal and got a velocity command not found.

          I guess the command crew is out on vacation, so no terminal velocity 🤔

      • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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        I’m 6 feet 2 inches. Would that be high enough?

    • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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      Too late. Removed batteries, now car doesn’t start ☹️

    • Andrew@mander.xyz
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      Not yet

  • nexussapphire@lemm.ee
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    Damn, I guess you need a new phone.

    • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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      I’ve been telling myself that for a while.

      I guess it’s time now.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    You don’t exit Vim. Only Vim exits you.

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    There should be a hardware reset pin hole somewhere near the place where PIN/SD cards are placed. It was designed specifically for VIM users. Hold it with a narrow object.

    EDIT: typo

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      I’m stealing this forever. Thank you.

      I solemnly swear to explain “it’s for Vim users” every time I speak of those little pin reset buttons in the future.

  • Sahwa@reddthat.com
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    Obviously, you need to feed the cow first!

    • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    Too late. You’ll need a new phone.

    • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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      I’ve learned a few new commands now. :e dials an existing contact, and :w saves contact information.

      :q! is super useful for hanging up on robo-callers

      I think this thing could work… I dub it the vimphone!

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      Click the home button?

  • burgersc12@sh.itjust.works
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    Force stop the app!! Turn off the phone!! Throw it into Mordor! Its literally the only way

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      I sense that the creature Golum may yet have some part to play before the end of this journey.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      In my experience, computers and other devices that have been properly repaired with a sledgehammer never break again.

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    1. Connect to Laptop
    2. Start adb
    3. Flash phone
    4. Install [distro]
    5. Profit
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    This is your life now.

  • chris@l.roofo.cc
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    Press Escape

    Type :q!

    Press enter

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      Gotta save the cow. So type :wq

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        :x

        • hisbaan@lemm.ee
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          ZZ

    • andrewth09@lemmy.world
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      Added context.

      ESC exits Insert mode (or any other mode you are in)

      : tells vim you are entering a command

      q is the command for quit

      ! tells vim for force quit (without saving)

      Alternatively, :wq will write (save) the file then quit.

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      deleted by creator

      • chris@l.roofo.cc
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        Where do you think I am posting this from?

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          If one can exit vim, one can exit anywhere.

          • chris@l.roofo.cc
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            You are correct. I can exit at any time but I choose to stay because it is nice here.

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    First: press escape

    Then type :!killall -s KILL vim

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    On some devices you can hold the back key to kill the foreground app.

    spoiler

    You might also try Typing :q

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    Is this real ? 😂

    • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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      Try it to find out!

      • Install Termux from F-Droid
      • Open Termux, and run pkg install gvim. You might have to add the xorg repo - it will tell you what to do if you try running vim
      • Launch vim
      • You can checkout any time you like but you can never leave…
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        pkg install gvim

        Why install the gui version?

        pkg install vim

        • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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          Only gvim is available in pkg, not vim. I had the same surprise when I didn’t see vim.

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            Works on my computer

            • GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.caOP
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              This is from termux on my Android phone, not from my desktop/laptop.

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                I’m using termux too

    • lud@lemm.ee
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      Yeah, why not? It’s just a terminal running vim.

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    LOOK DOWN

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    Pull the power cord? Let the battery run out?

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