This should be the exception to the “no cruel and unusual punishment” rule
Can you drop me your home address? I just want to talk real quick
Oh fuuuuuuck you
It’s a terrible day to have eyes.
Deserved revenge for the fact that the Japanese put ketchup in spaghetti.
Have an extremely angry upvote. I don’t even like raw fish and this pisses me off. And I’m also craving an eel roll. Anyone know a good sushi restaurant in Minneapolis?
I will murder you in real life
This one does not spark joy.
Right you are, Marie Condiment!
That’s nothing. I know a girl that asked a waiter to heat up her salmorejo in a microwave. The waiter said no. It wasn’t even a fancy place, just a normal bar. There are some things you just don’t do.
See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).
NO
You are in mortal danger
Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.