Amazon, 100%. Bezos doesn’t get any money out of me, and Amazon has fucking everything. Sure, the quality varies sometimes, but who cares if you end up with a dud item when you can just try another listing for free? I’d order shit on the daily just for the fun of it, maybe start an unboxing channel even.
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Yup. Whole Foods.
Yes but they also sell food online on their website (obviously only packaged and durable foods, nothing fresh).
That is correct, yes.
Yeah Morrisons, but you have to be a prime member.
last I checked, yes. https://www.amazon.com/groceries/s?k=groceries
Yeah they bought some food company
You could also just order something super expensive for free and just resell it
Tiktok is tempting if you could get a job as a social media manager
Tiktok one is by far the best. Downside barely there.
Virtually any kind of business or marketing advisor gig, really. You’d be a golden goose.
I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery
My question is how would you know exactly how to play a song but not be able to play any instruments. That doesn’t make any sense.
If you know how to play the chords for the verse, chorus and bridge then you know how to play it on guitar.
I think it would be like drawing. If you don’t have aphantasia and have an epic image in mind, and basically only be able to put it down in stick figures.
In this case, you might know what strings to press and how hard to strum those strings. But you still need to get your fingers on those strings without tangling them and know how to pluck and strum them.
Oh man, as an artist and musician I feel this
Not if you don’t know which strings to press and where.
Youtube. Would save me so much time…
But also the amazon one would be nice, it would just require a lot of careful planning.
I pick Firefox, what does that get me?
A couple of these are really tempting. I need more information about Amazon, specifically do I get to choose the free items? There doesn’t seem to be any stipulation that I can’t resell them, so that’s good.
Amazon will make me so much money that I can afford to hire people to shop other places for me.
You have to hire them on amazon though
No shopping involved if I just hire friends and family.
Only if you can buy friends and family on amazon ™
YouTube. I don’t want to drop shopping in stores for Amazon.
I’ll get the amazon one and totally undermine the company
Does AirBnb let me change houses every month. If so, that’s what I pick.
If not it’s the worst one by far
I assume so, you can just never go back.
Yea… Free housing forever? Fuck yea! There’s enough nice houses in the world to keep me housed in luxury for the rest of my life.
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I don’t understand the Netflix one. Can someone explain?
As a car enthusiast, the Uber one would be a dream. I could drive any car, including all the supercars and hypercars.
If that’s your thing there’s companies that will let you pay a few bucks to take a super car around the track
I wouldn’t call $250 “a few bucks.” That’s over 10% of the cost of my motorcycle which I’ve been saving for for a couple years. That $250 would be all for a glorious 10 minutes of driving one car, vs a year of riding my motorcycle for hundreds of hours.
Amazon, if I could figure out a way to cost them mad money, like getting AWS Snowball to ship servers back and forth, forever.
Otherwise the Chrome one sounds the best.
I can already sing and play the guitar, not brilliantly but idgaf, so the Spotify one is really tempting. But I learned to play the Guitar from YouTube, and also how to speed solve a Rubik’s cube and pick a lock, so that one would be super useful too. In fact I could just type in “How to play X song on the guitar”
So one of those two I guess, probably the YouTube one because job interviews would be way easier after a quick scroll through the thumbnails of a quick search before going in.
Everything in the spotify one can be done with youtube, which is in turn superceded by the Chrome one.
