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I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.
Por que no los dos
Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa
Mrs Claus?
Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.
Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…
Santa’s a busy, modern man. He’s probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.
VERY NSFW
Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?
