Drank coffee, for the glory of the empire!
Let the dog in, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Fixed an old thinkpads FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Brushed and flossed, for the glory of the empire!
Posted blur wave memes FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I am shitting, for the glory of the empire!
I arrived early to volunteer at a local high school FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
I just took a dump for the glory of the empire
Ditto, for the glory of the empire!
Q’poop!
I am literally taking a dump right now for the glory of the empire
Come into my arms, brother in poop, for the glory of the empire!
I decompiled the flash game “fireboy and watergirl 2 the light temple” using an 11+ year old software called JPEXS so I can replace all the gendered door sprites with my gnu-imp modified, gender-neutral ones.
For the glory of the empire!
Now rename it to Fire and Water 2
Anyway, kinda cool, ngl :)
Adjusted my balls for the glory of the empire!
I ate pot stickers for the glory of the empire
I made a cup of tea, for the glory of the empire!
Hmmmm. This is more bri’ish than klingon
same here… but in the end… empire is empire so it counts :D
Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I farted in bed for the glory of the empire.
If you cannot control yourself, you cannot command others
Who said I can’t control it. I did it on purpose.
A leader is judged not by the length of his reign but by the decisions he makes.
Watched an eruption cover video for the glory of the empire of metal 🤘🤘
