I was scared of him as a kid. I was sure he’d eat or touch lil boys.
He glops them
He’s just a silly guy doing the best he can in a candy-based economy
Just cause he’s not conventionally attractive that makes him a freak? Damn this is glopiphobia
no it’s That tongue
Jealous that they’ll never feel the slop of his tongue
At last the long lost brother of the globglogabgalab
And distant cousin of the Great Mighty Poo.
I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it’s not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I’m not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.
What I do know, globglogabgalab’s flow is sick.
If I remember correctly the idea was to not consume books “uncritically”. Whereas the globglobgabgalab is just devouring books examining what thoughts he is ingesting.
Also he has a navel and there are unfortunate implications to that.
Damn what that gloppy glussy feel like tho?
I’m not up to date on the lingo, is freak cool?
What a clown
