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titty_wizard@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 天前

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    Your internal combustion engine has become an external combustion engine.

  • Jo4ted@lemmy.zip
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    Not enough fuel in the tank. Go fill it up and check if it goes away :3

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      Should probably top up on some oil too

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      In this case the light shows you where to put the fuel as well.

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    Check engine

  • molten@lemmy.world
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    When the check engine light stops asking

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    That’s a pretty serious engine light, looks like it might be blinking. Must be from a mis…fire.

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    Oh that’s just the exothermic indication light. All it means is that the temperature needs to be recalibrated, nothing too fancy

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    them fancy new external combustion engines

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    Needs more gasoline.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    It means the skunk caught fire.

  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t mean anything, mine does that all the time, works fine.

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    What maniac stops to take a picture of an engine fire?

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      What else are you gonna do? Blow it out?

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    If y’all still driving a car from the 80s that has a carburetor, maybe you might enjoy the future of electronic fuel injection in the form of a car from the futuristic 90s.

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    It’s overheating

  • ryannathans@aussie.zone
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    Looks like the firewall is working

  • Hildegard (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That’s the close the hood and run away light.

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