Someone told the orange one, that the Moon controls the tides.
Tide comes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain it!
- Bill O’Reilly
Will Trump tariff the moon first?
I’d be more surprised if he didn’t given his level of stupidity
It’s only gone this long without tariffs because it’s not on google maps.
Trump probably: “If my name can’t be put on the moon, no one can have the moon!”
You know, we created a treaty decades ago to ensure that space has no business “serving US interests.”
We’ve been hiding spy satellites in nasa shuttles ever since.
Cislunar…yah thats totally not going to be a meme at some point. Bunch of clowns.
It’s definitely a word that will make certain people mad when they hear it.
Hear me out on this one. Maybe, just maybe ‘forever war’ is not in the best interest of humankind. And maybe those that advocate for endless wars should be removed from power and prosecuted.
Military industrial complex is just one of the ways the rich burn money to accelerate their accumulation of wealth.
Top Trump military adviser
Who the fuck gives a shit about what Pete Hegseth thinks?
But what happens as the month progresses and the moon gets smaller??
It’s like a battle royale game.
Entire purpose of gen z
You know how long it takes the moon to go from new to full or full to new? Just about two weeks. One fortnight.
Who the fuck are they going to fight?
I’m pretty sure there aren’t a lot of other people up there. The few that are have a lot of friends here in Earth that are going to be super fucking pissed.
Also, to what end?
We should strap all the oligarchs to a rocket and let them fight it out on the moon.
I for one support ths. Take all the warmongering and put it out somewhere where it won’t hurt most f us.
Pretty atomic fireworks.
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Unfortunately his stupid low IQ dementia riddled mind probably thinks we need to make this happen yesterday
Yes, let’s bring our petty bickering off this planet, what a novel idea!
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Finally, a front with no home advantage, and none of those pesky “strategic victory” conditions. Pure ballistics and machinery porn, just as God intended warfare to always be about.
