Followed by pretending to write a reply to the message I didn’t receive so people don’t think I’m some kind of textless loser. Smile like it was something funny. Don’t smile too much or people will think I’m nuts. Check again a minute later like the person who didn’t text me replied to the reply I didn’t send.
We should all start a group chat.
Level yourself up and have a text conversation with a Google voice number, then log into the Google voice account and text yourself back.
Wait a mi- nope, that was just me sending myself an ssh key.
Me pretending to look like a busy and important person with lots of friends when I’m just browsing Lemmy in public
But if they did, you’d immediately know
Me right now waiting on an email from valve.
they don’t text me because I don’t text them.




