I would never subject Jimothy to that man
Neil the Seal, on the other hand, would destroy Musk Rat like a traffic cone.
Our city’s mascot cannot be coerced into a cage match with Musk… But Jimothy will do it happily. For all of us.
Yeah, everyone knows raccoons hate muskrats. They’re nature’s greatest enemies.
Hmm, where does this fascination come from—the fascination fascists have with watching sweaty, half-naked, hairy men wrestle with each other?
I wonder if it might have something to do with repressed feelings?
Aren’t these fighters usually shaved all over?
Slick, sweaty, lubed up hairless men locked in a desperate grapple; their muscles straining and heaving as they seek to dominate one another in a spectacle of colliding flesh.
I heard Nair is a sponsor. Baby pools filled with Nair. Big razor lost legitimacy at mach 5. Razors simply become unstable at hypersonic velocities
True enough … well… I’d say that hardly makes it any less homoerotic, tho … which is, of course, totally fine… just a little hypocritical if you’re a follower of a homophobic ideology …
Jimothy would fuck him right up.
Currently I only wanna see a Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman fight
The ultimate nip slip
Wait really?
