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minus-squareT. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up87·4 days ago“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
minus-squaremadcaesar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·4 days ago“And I would know! I’ve been licking his ass for years!” - Rubio added
minus-squarenymnympseudonym@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoTrying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 days agoWhen I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you’d die. I didn’t really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoUrban myth. You have to sneeze, too
minus-squarejeeva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoWithout the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 days agoRubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
minus-squareDragonAce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoThat’s because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agohe works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
“And I would know! I’ve been licking his ass for years!” - Rubio added
Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you’d die.
I didn’t really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
Urban myth. You have to sneeze, too
Without the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
That’s because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
he works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
Because he is the asshole.
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