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Hi Jesus.ai. I did a bad thing: I embezzled funds from a children’s cancer charity and pocketed them. Was this wrong?
Unravelling…
Yes, this was perhaps unethical. You shouldn’t have done that.
Are you sure? I mean, I needed the money. I needed to buy a Porsche.
Discombobulating…
Ah! Yes! You are right to push back. I did not have all the information. If you needed the money for a new Porsche, then you were right to seize that opportunity. Well done.
No one fucks with a the Jesus!
Yayy thank you Jesus ai 🫶🏻 next time I will aim higher and get a Bugatti :)
https://historyfacts.com/science-industry/fact/the-first-known-vending-machine-dispensed-holy-water/
Marx wasn’t predicting, he was reporting
Some next level blasphemy. How many meta levels of idolatry does this count as
Edit: removed “Made” from second sentence
Isn’t this something the Pope actually disregarded about?
lol I thought about doing this, but mostly in a cynical asshole way. Super fun that some idiot did it in earnest
Deus ex machina
lol excellent
Religion has always been a grift.
Lmao in cyberpunk there are christian vending machines for exactly this.
What’s wrong?
Probably some wacky megachurch, tbh, which we already knew was bad
I wouldn’t underestimate the ability of small churches to pander in shitty ways.
Alright I’ve got the 96th Thesis
God made the hebrews wander the desert for 40 years for less.
Honestly, maybe we need that if we think this is a good idea.
time flies like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
Is this the anti-christ?
