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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Let's confuse Americans!

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Let's confuse Americans!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Wait where’s the bag?

    • greenteadrinker@midwest.social
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      As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

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        As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

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          That’s udder nonsense!

    • runswithjedi@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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    And infuriate Canadians.

    • Lober@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Yeah I hate this guy

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

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    Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

    • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Improves the flavor

      • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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        Of the piss, or the milk?

        • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yeah

          • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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            We should hang out

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              calciYUM!

    • dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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      What do I do if I fill the jug but I still have piss? Do I ask the nurse for another?

      • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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        You chug.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.

    Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it because of that.

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      That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      I was confused because i kept seeing bagged milked in the comments but in hungary we have it but the bag is cunstructed in a way that you can use it to pour.

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    This must be one of those bidets I keep hearing so much about.

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      Cum bidet

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    I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.

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    Everyone’s confused buddy.

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    For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it

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    I am Canadian and have lived in three provinces. I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

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      Head East, I grew on bag milk

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      Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.

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      I’ve only ever seen bagged milk once, somewhere in Ukraine many years ago

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      Where did you live in Ontario? I’ve never seen anything but bagged milk here.

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        Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?

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    Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

    Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

    Sincerely, a British Columbian

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      Nobody actually does what’s in the picture

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    All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

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      They absolutely never stopped selling them in bags in Ontario

    • ANGRY_MAPLE@sh.itjust.works
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      I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.

      The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.

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    Why’d you take the bag out though?

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    Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…

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    I’m Canada, milk comes in bags. This could also be powdered milk.

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      Hi Canada, I’m Dad!

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      You drink powdered milk? We pretty much only use it in baking. It tastes off. Do you do something to make it more palatable?

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        The real trick is to start giving it to your kids when they are really young and never give them real milk. That way powdered milk tastes normal and real milk tastes weird to them. Or at least that’s what my parents tried to do.

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      Hey! Don’t speak for all of Canada! Milk comes in containers on the west coast, just as the universe intended.

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      That’s not entirely true. BC does plastic jugs, I had no idea milk came in bags out east til I went to visit family.

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        Yes I see never seen them in BC. I think Alberta in the 80s is the first place I saw them as a kid. It was trippy as milk was in cartons or cans (Pacific Condensed Milk) but never bags. I found it messy…

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          I had no idea what to do with a bag of milk. I did what OP did in the pix and poured it from the bag to the jug…and promptly got reemed by my aunty…

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            Even just cutting the corner of the bag seemed messy but it was the preferred method?

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              Seems like you’re supposed to put the bag in the jug, and then cut the corner. Still seems weird to me.

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