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Dudes whose dicks didn’t shrink probably froze and fell off. Evolution, ftw.
Wake up with it stuck to your leg, take a long step, regret.
Initially God did create Adam and Steve. Steve just forgot to bundle up in January.
To be fair, nips also shrink
Title of your autobiography
In one direction sure, not on the z axis
“Lets give the smol pp crowd an easy excuse”
“Why dont we just give everyone big ones? Or discourage shame?”
“Mmmmmmmmmm…no.”
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