A Christian is someone who believes in the Bible. An atheist is someone who has read the Bible.
Sounds about right. Its a stupid book with great ideas on how to be good to each other mostly.
The problem is that you already have to be a good person to recognize the good parts from the bad.
A quote from Douglas Adams, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
You know what? I think I got it! So no nailing anyone to other things! That would make me happy for sure!
Hell no. He’s an Evangelical.

So he’s having Grok write his sermons now too.
The verses in the Bible are made-up too.



