• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip
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    3 months ago

    IRAN has given ME a GOLDEN oil barrel. I mean, the barrel wasn’t really GOLDEN, it’s just a normal BARREL, but in this day and age, it may as well be. Therefore WE ARE NOW FRIENDS. Thank you for your attention to this MATTER. Pedophile of the United States

    • FauxPseudo @lemmy.worldOPM
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      3 months ago

      Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a ham sculpture… always use the indefinite article “a ham sculpture”, never “your ham sculpture.”