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The penguin ain’t messing around no more.
Sources for the images I slapped together: The penguin is from an article on the Indianapolis zoo, and the rest is the cover image from John Wick taken from the Lionsgate page on the movie.
Kudos, for not making slop using a clanker.
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I’ve got to agree with you now that I found a good Tux image to edit.
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Cue the joke about killing children with a fork.
touch ppAlternatively finger <target username>
unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleepgawk
touch cat
Mrrrrrp >w<
man dateman mount( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bash cat
error: not unzipped yetdeflating ego.zip@certified_expert @WanderingThoughts bomb.zip
That caught me off guard
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And this is why Linux needs age verification! Won’t somebody please think of the children?!
Actually, maybe it would be better, if certain people thought of the children less.
More is less.
I’ve got search queries on “how to kill orphaned child” or something like that. I’m sure it set off some flags.
Ask an american or their pet LLM, they’re pretty good at that these days
killis a command.love,happiness, andpeaceare not commands.You can totally find
loveusing commandsudo apt install love. It’s a game engine.happinessis a Perl module insidelibdemeter-perlpackage. Let’s not install Perl modules, there lies insanity.And you can find
peacein a whole bunch of packages, it’s an icon of the peace symbol.kill ALL
$humans --except=“Fry”
Yes officer, this guy over there.
The original SLAPS
We can get them for you wholesale.
bashkill output:kill: usage: kill [-s sigspec | -n signum | -sigspec] pid | jobspec … or kill -l [sigspec]
fishkill output:kill: not enough arguments
With fish, you just need to fight more to earn that kill.
forced consent
$ no bash: no: command not found $ yes y y y y y ...$ yes n n n n n n n ...I kind of want to go back in time and make it so that the original
yesalways printed the first letter of the name it was called by. That way you could symlink any name you like to it and it would do the right thing. Called asnoit would printns, etc. The optional parameter would still be there for longer strings or alternate uses.The reason time travel would be needed is that there’s bound to be, or have been, someone who has done something weird regarding symlinking
yesthat relies on it always printingywhen it has no parameter, and the name trick would be a breaking change.Or make your own package? call it
affirm(more wholesome), write it in Rust (of course), and take onyes.yesn’t
That’s not
niceHave you heard about Our Lord and Savior: Jesux
Also, we are seriously considering changing some fundamental OS features. The idea would be that function calls and features suggesting evil and otherwise pagan ideas would be changed.
abort(3)
kill(1)
references to “daemon”
I cannot avoid reading that as “Je-sucks”
Ha! On Ubuntu, the OS of Love, you get:
manxu@ubuntu:~ love Command 'love' not found, but can be installed with: sudo snap install love # version 11.2+pkg-d332, or sudo apt install love # version 11.4-1 See 'snap info love' for additional versions.Peace was never an option.
Crazy mode activated.
Sudo kill all of them.
Holy shite, you have no idea how much I adore this. Thank you.
All you need is kill
