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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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In case the reference is too vague: All Apologies

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  • Rugnjr@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Penicillin? Dust mites??

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      All of them.

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    ALL OF THE ALLERGIES! EVERY ONE OF THEM!

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      More like all pathogens.

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    They should dip it again and call it a Gob.

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    There’s always money in the banana stand, Michael.

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      It’s one chocolate, Michael. How much allergies could it contain?

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      Damn. I knew I should have retained the animation rights.

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      But it always get thrown off the pier on quatro de cinqo

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    I don’t want chocolate with shrimp and shellfish

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      But you haven’t lived until you’ve tried the bee venom chocolate. It’s pricey, but it’s tough to harvest so I understand.

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      Made in a facility that also makes chocolate covered shrimp and candied mussels.

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    Oh man, Weird Al would have done an awesome spoof called “All the Allergies”

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      Why else would I sneeze?

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        Why do my eyes itch? Pollen is a bitch!

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        Thanks, no shellfish please

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    Like, I get the aesthetics of putting that chocolate sauce on the sides but bitch, you know I’m gonna be scraping that shit off the sides and get a bunch of paper in my mouf, just put it on the banana

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    Nobody wants a frozen banana without chocolate on it

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      Unless you eat them for the shape.

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        But smearing the chocolate all over your lips and face is part of enjoying the shape

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