Tbh I think I’ve gotten about 10 hours combined sleep in the past week going to town on this latest project
Nah, all the Gen Z programmers I know are fueled exclusively by energy drinks! None of them drink coffee.
The ones my age and older, on the other hand…
Developing a taste for black coffee is where it’s at.
All the caffeine, none of the calories.
and maximum laxative effect
Spoken like someone who can tolerate lactose.
That’s true. If I put milk in my coffee it’s WAY more laxative than black lmao
But if it doesn’t have calories then I need to stop and eat.
I’m a millennial and I’m an energy drink guy.
Expensive. Do not recommend.
I’m a millennial and I can only afford caffeine pills.
Depressing. Do not recommend.
Coffe>>
Give me more cups of coffee than I have blood in my body
Make my blood into coffee
Coffee my blood
Nono I only code using pure willpower
Coffee gives me heart palpitations, and I don’t drink much tea any more. Does that mean I have to hand in my programmer card? :(
I similarly had to give up caffeine after an ER scare late last year. I didn’t turn in the card, but geeez I had no idea how hard raw dogging the work week would be.
That’s why I quit coffee. Tea doesn’t do that to me for whatever reason, probably just less caffeine total.
But I assume it also had something to do with high blood pressure.
Caffeine, nicotine and glucose, the holy trinity of productivity.
Some of us a powered by medical grade stimulants.
Eh, just one per day or my addiction kicks in again.
don’t talk to me until I’ve had my one per day
I could stop having one per day, anytime I want
I’m literally shaking, thinking about having my next one per day
