Where is the block/report/suicide button again? I need it right now
(This is a joke, I would never report something on lemmy)
The hole for the dolphin should be on top so when you cum, it flies out the blowhole
So Im def not an expert, but isn’t not cumming part of the point of these?
Ostensibly.
It’s prevents direct stimulation, but life, uh, finds a way
Hmm. That is kind of cute now that im thinking about it. This might wake something in me and, ya know, it wouldn’t be the first time Jeff Goldblum was involved in that
Archeologists call items like these “mating ritual” objects
None, I designed my own:
… are… are those… children chastity sleeves or something?
Thought they were trailer hitch locks at first.
They are, in a way
My first thought was faucet locks but looking at it, it wouldn’t work.
They are, in a way
theres no squirtle in pokemon cum&go
Reptar usually.
I literally started a nuzlocke run last night with a totodile named Reptar. Had me feeling a little paranoid for a second there lol
Can’t fool me, OP.
That one on the top right is from Bubble Bobble.
Pokecock
