I even used an air fryer.
This is for you Fry, Zevulon the Great. He’s teriyaki style.
Looks fine to me. Just needs some Giorgio A. Tsoukalos on it.
Yep, some Tsoukal-sauce should fix it right up
And the real one too with the hair cap, the one without the hair cap is just not trustworthy as a sauce.
I’m not saying it’s too dry, but it’s too dry.
Did you forget to put a damp paper towel over it? Rookie mistake
Ayyyy lmao.
I still can’t believe how many people thought this was a real fucking alien.
Nothing? That’s how it’s supposed to look.
Will gravy fix it? I got a deal on the turkey.
Bought it from this guy in a Bass Pro Shop parking lot.

That’s where you find the real deals! I don’t ask where that turkey came from, I don’t wanna know, and I don’t expect you to provide me with a receipt, just hand over the turkey-like substance and I’ll hand over the money-like money and we allllll walk away happy.
Need some milk
Your human-catalyst was too troubled during transcendence and lost its purpose. Full motivation and drive are required before stepping beyond.
That’s what I thought, but I baisted.
ayyyyyy lmao
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