• Jax@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    Dude, I refuse to accept that these are real people. Wanna know why? Every fake knife I’ve ever used on stage, I’ve tried to stab myself with. It’s fun to push the knife into the handle, or bend the rubber blade.

    I’d be looking for a murder charge, personally.

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        15 hours ago

        Wait wait wait.

        I just read past the first few paragraphs, admittedly I skimmed.

        These people used real knives because they wanted it to feel more real?

        Sorry, murder charges are off the table — that’s a fucking Darwin Award.