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0x2a@feddit.ch to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

Improved Incel vs. Excel

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Improved Incel vs. Excel

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  • jherazob@kbin.social
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    Now I wonder about the empty intersections

    • rooster_butt@lemm.ee
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      • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Legendary.

      • Bardylis@reddthat.com
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        I’m missing something about incels and wasps

        • Hoagie@lemmy.ca
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          A reference to WASPs (White Anglo Saxon Protestants), I guess since the incel and white supremacist movements overlap somewhat.

          • Slurms_MacKenzie@lemmy.world
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            Not quite. It’s a reference to fig wasps. They pollinate certain types of figs but can get stuck inside of/digested by the fruit as it forms in the process. On the diagram, the wasps incorrectly assumed something was a date (fruit) and landed on it presuming safety, but it was actually a fig so now are in the process of dying as they’re slowly eaten by the fruit, hence “the dying gasps of wasps”. It’s a super obscure reference.

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              its both?

          • kboy101222@lemm.ee
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            somewhat

            It’s a circle

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      Incel/excel: how do I remove vertical bars?

      Excel/fig: now how does this thing work again?

      Incel/fig: what’s that in my mouth?

      • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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        how do i remove vertical bars 💀💀💀💀💀

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    Don’t forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

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    I like it, but is it programmer humor?

    Edit: typos

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      For those that think putting anything in excel more complicated than =total(a1:a10) is programming

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        I don’t like to brag but I’ve used the XLOOKUP function once or twice. B)

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          L33t hax0r

        • CMLVI@kbin.social
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          I once had to have a Skype call with a Google Docs extension dev because I broke their extension somehow. Lmao

          They couldn’t even tell me how they fixed it, they just fucked with it til it worked. I was using a spread sheet to keep track of Dr’s appointments for a group home, but wanted to automatically export it to an individual’s Google Calendar. I can’t remember what was broken, but they ended up having to put in some crazy formula to get it to work correctly, when it should have been a pretty easy function.

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    If you mistake a fig for a date and vice versa, you haven’t tasted any. Hold on……

  • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works
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    Now this is quality language-based OC!

  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    Doh now I got it!

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      Could you please help a fellow idiot?

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        There’s a pun with date and fig, so the person eats a fig but thinks it’s a date.

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    Also JavaScript

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    How is iFunny.com doing these days? Haven’t been there in years

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    Is this a fig?

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