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Labradoodle:
stares at photographer while slightly out of focus
100% that labradoodle’s face is saying “fuck now she’s gonna be asking me when I’m gonna propose for the next six months”
What did the bush say, exactly?
“TAKE OFF YOUR SANDALS. THIS IS SACRED GROUND.”
“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
August 2004.
“Please help me.”
HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH
“Listen, I just got pissed on by a sadistic Labradoodle and it won’t stop staring at me. Don’t panic but it’s right behind you…”
I enjoy mushrooms too
Enjoy life. Nothing wrong to admire the plants 🌱
I still think it’s making fun of labradoodles, tho’.
Seattle says what?








