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maiskanzler@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

Daily Language Elitism

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Daily Language Elitism

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maiskanzler@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 年前
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  • OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
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    This is why I don’t leave Java developers alone with my pets

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    I also feel like it’s not accurate anymore.

    Java doesn’t run on iOS. Period. In fact it’s almost impossible to build an iOS app using Java - the only ways to do it are essentially to transpile Java to some other language, so Java isn’t running on iOS at all.

    iOS is one of the most popular operating system in the world by any measure. It supports a lot of languages.

    But not Java.

    • Γ7Σ@lemmy.ml
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      But that is not Javas problem, but IOS. They could use available languages, but they refuse and instead make you use their own programming language, swift. Even more vendor lock-in. Once you start using Apple shit, you join a cult of technology dictatorship.

      • PlexSheep@feddit.de
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        That’s right. Through the claim that java runs everywhere is still falsified by the fact.

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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      iOS is one of the most popular operating system in the world by any measure.

      iOS has a market share of around 30% worldwide and Android being close to 70%.

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      iOS is the most popular operating system in the world by any measure? What the fuck did I miss since I last picked up my phone

  • Aninjanameddaryll@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m not seeing a problem with that statement

    • abclop99@beehaw.org
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      • Cloaca
      • those mites that can’t poop, so they explode and die
      • curiosityLynx@beehaw.org
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        Probably an implicit “mammal” in front of species.

    • Hotdog Salesman@programming.dev
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      I do! Some animals don’t have anuses. Like jellyfish

  • akari@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    anal sex is good, tho

  • ֆᎮ⊰◜◟⋎◞◝⊱ֆᎮ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Works for me 🤣

  • boonhet@lemm.ee
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    Java is good because it pays the bills.

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