Where do I become a holy fool?
Your local church
I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train
It was never NOT an option.
We do still have trains, don’t we?
“I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”
“You want to make content for TikTok?”
“No! I want to be the app!”
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
“I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”
Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol
Maybe some kids want multiple jobs
Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.
Pretty sure that was the benzos
Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?
(e: I had a son, so I do believe the 11% train robber stat, tho)
Had? I hope you’re ok.
I’m a wojak artist.
Real human bean
