‘don’t let perfect be the enemy of good’ or however that saying goes

.bat, .vbs, .ps1: “it’s showtime”

xd gottem

Never been a BofA customer, eh?

iphected

BIG ALPHABET

screams Mr. Burns!

They must be so tired, going to the gym all the time

Big Alphabet

UtU

eh doesn’t have the appeal like UwU

gets diarrhea from taco bell

“fucking terrorists!” I Can Break These Cuffs groan

Indeed :p

Understandable, have a nice day :)

Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bomb tan

If you can sub(heh)stitute goth girls for wolf guys, we could figure something out

It’s missing a little something, but I can’t put my finger on it

“what do use?”

“the Google”

“huh”

user pulls up their Bing home page, in IE “see”

“…my prices just went up 5x”

flashes gang signs made by my various USB drives

cloudflare sales department: NUT

radical atheist

“hello, have you heard about our savior, ‘just not being an asshole’?”

door slams

“obviously fucking not”