Jinx, you owe me a soda.

can you explain to me exactly how you’d smoke the famously nonflammable lung cancer rocks

I’m just curious, is all.

Now, cigarettes with asbestos filters, on the other hand…

you bastard

Washington joins only Russia and Belarus in its decision to exclude OSCE observers.

oh yeah, this isn’t concerning at all; look who we’re joining, absolute bastions of democracy.

Won’t someone rid us of this meddlesome oompa loompa?

This implies websites couldn’t/didn’t lie to you before AI, which I think is hilarious.

well, I mean, yes, piss will melt ice, in that you are correct

this is certainly one of the first posts of all time

but are you also a buff anthro lion?

Instant +10 psychic damage image.

What I want to know is, is the competition based on output weight? Output length? Smell? Bristol stool scale? What’s the rubric like? Who objectively judges one turd to be better than another and what is their methodology? Did they go to school to be able to determine this, or is this a personal hobby?

The complaint, filed in Hamlin County, South Dakota, notes “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for the divorce.

Oh, so that’s what he calls his giant fake tits, his “irreconcilable differences”?

I think the funniest implication here is that he seems to think he is somehow superior to us mere Linux simpletons for playing fucking Fortnite. Or League.

and let’s not forget, he also gets the privilege of having Valorant’s anticheat looking through everything he does on his computer. You know, just in case.

Let’s let that marinate for a moment, because I truly do think that invasive kernel anticheat is something that people will be really kicking themselves over accepting somewhere down the road in this, the modern digital panopticon, the dying days of privacy. This individual seems to wholeheartedly and truly believe, that it is somehow the superior, intelligent choice to use an OS that will allow random software companies (that are not your hardware or OS vendor) to take complete control of your computer with the pinky swear they won’t do anything untoward with that access. For a fucking video game. (Sometimes, one you paid actual money for!) Especially now, in the days of forced arbitration clauses and constant corporate data breaches. “no no, guys, you see, you have to let our malware anti-cheat have kernel access because we can’t be fucked to actually employ humans to moderate the game nor hire another anti-cheat vendor that actually knows how to detect cheats without getting all up in your OS’s guts (they do exist, you know), I sweeeeaaaarrrrrr nothing bad will happen!”

Oh yeah, he’s a genius alright. I shudder in the presence of such brilliance. (no one tell him, it’ll be funnier)

I’ve been watching this shitshow for two and a half and oh boy am I glad I bailed when I did. The last Windows I truly loved was 7 (I’d still use it if I could, but Mint can get close enough for me in terms of look and feel without too much ricing, and, like Win7, things just… work), everything Microsoft has done since has just been a slowly degrading dumpster fire.

and, just like that, it is now and forever known as Muse: Actually Indians

shit you’ve got a point, I could’ve forgotten! maybe he’s right lmao

edit: in a hilarious turn of events he has now started digging through my history to downvote comments related to weed, lol. Furthermore, lmao.

Repeat after me: a computer can never be held accountable, therefor a computer must absolutely fucking not be part of the decision making process of a kill chain.

Jesus Christ.

actually all I did was share my own personal experience but if you’d care to twist that into “advocating harm”, I won’t stop you from getting worked up over nothing. You have fun with that, pal, but I’m blocking you so I don’t have to deal with it.

and then there’s me, who has been forgetful literally my entire life despite having abstained from pot until my mid twenties.

I figured it couldn’t make it any worse, and you know what? I was right.