thanks Mario but it’s me. I’m fucking ugly

Rent: am I a joke to you?

I live inna shit hole and renting saps people likely 50% of the median income

military industrial complex, mostly privately funded but afaik works with govt contracts ?

It’s funny to think how the MIC just does as it wants without representing what the country wants.

I had friends in school and it still fucking sucked

The best part was music class and gym

College was better because people were more mature and in my experience the friend groups were more stable and less drama

This is the cursed case when you case the forbidden scroll of the ancients: switch (true) { }

edit: on second thought I’m not sure now I’ll have to think about how fall through cases work

nested lonely ifs?

someone execute this man at once

Reminds me of the insane LinkedIn post where a brilliant person was sharing their new equation which was essentially word + buzzword + AI.

I made a “you’re cool, you’re cool, you’re cool, not you” style meme but it was in text chat and it deeply upset the person I sent it to and I’m like fhsibdusjw

It is my bad though

My mental health would have been so much better if my parents knew that you can infact communicate without yelling over each other.

I’m literally sick but they changed the policy for working when sick so I’m worried I’ll have to spend sick days when previously I could just work remotely.