But at least she never got a yeast infection

All the cool kids held their cigarettes pinched between thumb and second finger. None of this first and second finger V-shape weakness

Same. Hell I remember wearing a Benson&Hedges sports cap (oxymoron if I heard one…) up until the age of 16, despite having never smoked

I know…! It was really just a throwaway comment, but I forgot that there’s a new series or something at the moment that should be boycotted so any mention of HP sauce should be frowned on

I haven’t watched any of the films or series, but did enjoy the books growing up, so they do sadly sit close to my bin of “simpsons memes” and “american dad quotes”.

Anyway, fuck JK

Meanwhile Snape at 27C: *shove a bezoar down their throats*

Trying to work out what the handyman is doing. It looks like he’s chipping away plaster or nailing a nail into wood, neither of which make sense if the frame is already fitted. He should be plastering the gaps… unless this is The Addams family, so maybe he’s accentuating the gaps to appeal to their macabre tastes?

But the rest of their house looks clean, so…

1. Side bar --> You Account (see all)
2. Scroll down to Account Settings --> Shopping Preferences

It was pretty accurate about my interests which I saw no problem with (“prefers reliable open source ecosystems”), but took issue with it guessing the size of my family, so I updated it to say that I live in an underground bunker with 10 others in a polycule.

I also updated my halloween decoration preferences to suggest I fight crime at night

Can’t wait to see what my next searches are like 👀

BBC News yes, BBC programming in general? Haven’t seen it

meanwhile 100 or so passengers are terrified that they’re now in the middle of a field, whilst their plane converses with the birds and bees

That sounds like a YOU problem, and not like a ME problem. Why don’t YOU be more like ME?

I have more than my fair share of issues with BBC news, but I can not and will not deny the fact that the BBC on the whole makes quality TV dramas, kids shows, and educational content. Nothing else comes even close

S U P R E M E taste

What’s your beef with Cbeebies?

20,000 complains for a racial slur, and 5x that amount for being bored with the royal family.
That does all weirdly check out for the UK, yeah

Isn’t this what Citizen Kane was about?

Yep, lucky bastard got PUYA chip with a readily available flasher! Best I’ve gotten is an SC8 chip with maybe a UART (I’m still probing the pins)

Yep, cheap and cheerful chinese chips. You have to admire the resourceful ingenuity of it

For a second there I thought she stepped out of the plane in horror of what just happened

well, you had me in the first sentence

Yep! The heating coil voltage should only start ramping up when the user is inhaling, and how do you detect that they’re inhaling?

With a friggin microphone! The negative air pulls the drum up and that’s enough to send a signal to the MCU

You can see some examples here