This is normal deer behavior. It only gets sketchy if they talk to you.

I blame mitochondria

My respect, for one.

Go suck a tampon dry

I make good pastries

I wanna be Liberace when I grow up ( I’m 35 )

That’s too easy and excuses us from the work needed to rescue these people, content in our own moral superiority.

When the pigeon knocks over the chess pieces, it sometimes accidently makes a good move.

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So said by everyone unjustly imprisoned. Without due process, how would we know if that’s true? May what you wish upon others happen to you first.

I vote we send you first.

Sounds like a creepy way for discord to take millions of photos of children and feed them to an AI.

Too fucking late

Now you get the appeal of Stardew Valley

Discordian

Reply to their remark with a warning for other users then block them.

Healing is pretty neat.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I’m gonna agree and raise you: I think fungi took over the world before dinosaurs did. Think about it, the vast networks of mycorrhizae that allow for forests to exist is all fungus, some of the first standing organic structures on the planet were fungus, and when everything dies it gets consumed by fungus. Hell, there are radioactive fungi near Chernobyl that how found a way to consume the radiation as food. Fungi are wild.

It’s the dysentery, isn’t it?