This is normal deer behavior. It only gets sketchy if they talk to you.

I blame mitochondria

My respect, for one.

Go suck a tampon dry

I make good pastries

I wanna be Liberace when I grow up ( I’m 35 )

That’s too easy and excuses us from the work needed to rescue these people, content in our own moral superiority.

When the pigeon knocks over the chess pieces, it sometimes accidently makes a good move.

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So said by everyone unjustly imprisoned. Without due process, how would we know if that’s true? May what you wish upon others happen to you first.

I vote we send you first.

Sounds like a creepy way for discord to take millions of photos of children and feed them to an AI.

Too fucking late

Now you get the appeal of Stardew Valley

Discordian

Reply to their remark with a warning for other users then block them.

Healing is pretty neat.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

It’s the dysentery, isn’t it?

I’ve had a few friends who’ve worked in 55+ communities, old folks homes, and memory care facilities and let me tell you those old people be fucking. They be fucking like rabbits. It’s an open secret that an antibiotic resistant strain of STIs are generated among that population.