Set up a duress PIN on your graphene phone

lookit mr can’t-get-disappeared-by-ICE over here

Do we get to pick the colors? Can I be pink?

It’s even got a fucked up hand and Sloppy Sepia

Republicans Want to Ban Pets From Domestic Violence Shelters

Can we get Tucker, Trump, and Musk into a 3-way standoff?

i want to believe

Boeing: the sound a plane makes when it hits the ground

Make America Again.

We have to agree to risk our own lives for the sake of good in the world.

Without a warrant, I suppose

He has a plan for next time.

People suck? Into the air fryer

It was a Boeing

I guess I’m wrong? Would it have been better if he had a gun?

The guy who didn’t kill the United Healthcare CEO?

magic isn’t real* that egg was already cracking

*except for flying on brooms

Does India know we don’t think about them at all

Where is the PROTEST

His reasoning as to not being a king is that he’s trying to be a king and it’s harder than he expected? Is the sword of damocles too scary for him??