Pffft. That’s nothing! Hey, I authorize U.S. hedge fund to invest a minimum of $100 Million dollars in my personal company, lemmyposting.io. A minimum!

Okay? So step back Pooty-poot, those hedge funds gotta some quality goods to invest in right here first!

Yeah it’s A LOT like that.

Just like it was the first time around.

Page restored “after outcry”

gEnOsiDe jOe!!1

“Do you have papers to enter the country?”

Yes. Here.

“Believe it or not, deport.”

I actually wondered that at the time simply because whenever a new person discovers the horrors of HP printers people in the comments are always boosting Brother printers.

Like, if Canon had been accused of bricking third-party printer ink I’m not sure it would have made the feed.

However, uncertainty over Trump’s stance on defense treaties has raised concerns.

However, uncertainty over Trump’s stance on defense treaties has raised concerns.

That’s just excellent work republiQans. You’ve destabilized everything. Kudos.

FAS

Newsom even slobbered to Kirk that his own 13-year-old son is one of his fans, and admired Kirk for that, instead of chewing out his lying ass for pied-pipering his son’s brain with hateful rhetoric encouraging children to be bullies. “We’re getting clobbered,” Newsom said at one point, and “you’ve figured something out.”

Gavin Newsom, you are doing a shit job of fathering. Has Newsom never given his son a man-to-man about to hategasming scammers like Charlie Kirk and Steve Bannon? I would not publicly admit to that level of parenting failure for a million bucks. Has Newsom been bitten by the right-wing brain slug himself?

And it was Newsom’s show. Why did he let Kirk do the framing? Kirk didn’t even wait a day before getting back on his song-and-dance blaming Newsom for “ruining” California, and right wingers mocked Newsom’s weird hand-flapping.

Survey says . … . . DING

Apparently, yes. According to this Salon article which is one of the oldest links I found with it, it is credited to (Getty / Chip Somodevilla).

Also, it’s from 2016.

Thou shalt not blaspheme cat

But but but . … they’ve spent Hundreds of Billions of Dollars on this!!! You HAVE to buy it!!! Noooooooooo

Everyone who cheer-led the AI garbage trucks moved up in the world. Across the board. All over ther world.

Turns out they were very, very wrong and quite stupid.

Now Apple (and everyone else) has to roll all that back and try to save face.

Exactly. I thought the article was going to be about how they’ve been shoe-horning “Apple Intelligence” into recent updates, which everyone turns off immediately. Instead it’s:

The company has officially delayed features first promised last June intended to modernize Siri and give Apple a much-needed boost in the AI race.

HA! First of all the “AI race” is an ass-grabbing competition between insane corporate overlords who can’t wait to burn another hundred billion on something that doesnt’ work.

Secondly, last June was still in the bubble of AI hype when everyone and their dog was forced to comment on it ortherwise the idiot herds would affect stock price.

Thirdly, this isn’t about Apple not getting something to work, this is about Apple understanding what an abysmal shitshow the generative AI functionality is, and trying to land the plane before anything else catches fire.

Ridiculous.

Hard disagree. His tweets were slobbering. Not going to get into it here, it’s just the case. Proton is dead. Fucker can have his MAGAt user base.

Good.

Nnnnnno?

Texas, you say?

Well played.

Yeah, sure they exist. Much like the ENIAC. And it’s cool stuff to work with. It’s just not anywhere close to practical. And it never has been.