Not sure why anyone would defend a large corporation for any reason, ever.

“10 of the largest platforms”

So they’ll move to the 11th…

Sure, me too, but that’s my point. Even Java is better than what we have now, especially from the user’s perspective.

It’s really not as bad as you make it sound. Have you ever lived here?

Props to Australia for creating a generation of kids with above average tech skills.

Give it up, dude. The models that just recently came out are so good you are kidding yourself if you think you can tell them apart from photographs.

I apologize for bashing Java so hard in the past. I wish everyone wrote everything in Java these days. Digital life would be so much better.

What if I told you that punctuation goes inside the quotation marks except in rare circumstances?

Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.

I would be extremely surprised if you couldn’t find a workaround with AHK

We are a million-dollar company. Let’s act like one.

Okay so that means you’ll schedule several people to be on-call, right?

When I was younger, I would just sleep in my regular clothes. Usually jeans.

The way I see it (at least for the men):

2 is boxers. 3 is boxer-briefs. 4 is briefs.

I would be happy if I ever care about anything 1/10th as much as this guy cares about Christmas lights.

So everyone on the other side of the planet has already been flung out into space

Actually introversion/extroversion is the only personality trait for which we have hard, physiological evidence. Introverts and extroverts use different chemical pathways in the brain.

Introverts have longer dopamine pathways and high cortical arousal, lending to getting too stimulated.

Jesus Christ, Steam at 1.4 GB and you are expected to run that WHILE PLAYING GAMES? That made my eyes pop outta my head.

First thing to do on most linux distros, but especially mint, is turn off everything sleep-related forever.

I hope this will eventually force people to write non-shitty software again.

It’s not a bootlicker take to want to call a spade a spade. Quite the opposite, I would think