I have a bunch of equipment that I have to support that doesn’t support automatic time changes. I tried to talk them into using UTC but maths are too hard.

A superposition

I believe they are also known for having shitty compressors.

Tim Apple’s replacement will need to deliver another gold brick to avoid the wrath from this…

It pushed the crockpot off the counter didn’t it?

I think he’s working on that.

Wait till you try the credit card machines on the toilets.

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Did they ever solve the mystery of magnets?

I’m sure they’ll be an add-on for a small fee.

We could mix it with oxygen, which is plentiful, at a ratio of around 4:1.

$20 is still $20

The modern day Sisyphus.

Everyone can’t be a rockstar overnight. Give them time to get the stats up. /s

I hope the parents get them boots with straps.

Nothing but the biggest and best numbers yoy.

Excuse me, his WWE profile says 6’3" and 225 lbs.

We should ban alcohol nation wide! That’ll show them! /s

This is the kind of news I’d like to wake up to in the morning!