Too real. So little time, so many soups…

I mean, no shit it will, but good on the Aussie government to fund the study so that it’s all already proven. It’s fucking impossible to debate some people without linking to studies like you’re defending a Goddamned fucking doctoral thesis.

*‘Go get your own oil!’ Trump tells UK the US won’t ‘help you anymore’ in latest furious rant

What a boorish sack of shit, Jesus Christ, dealing with that man on a daily basis must be fucking exhausting.

paved roads/wastewater treatment/food safety/free public education intensifies

“The government is robbing us blind! It’s just like before the American Revolution, the winning local/state political candidate isn’t the one that I voted for, this is oppression!”

Hell yes, fruit tsunami FTW, thanks.

I love it, but can I petition for release of the image of Scotty getting buried under an avalanche of bananas, grapes, and sandwiches, please? I need it for reasons.

Someone needs to check Mueller’s attic for a fabulous alien with severe alcoholism?

Relax everyone, it’s just an additional escalation of force by two nuclear-armed nations against Iran and its allies in the Middle East (Syria, Iraq, Yemen). I’m sure that Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Oman, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, and Kuwait will all refrain from hostilities as well, to say nothing of Russia and China. No need for concern, I’m certain that the United States will behave themselves and not park their asses for two fucking decades again. /s

I remember that too, insane.

It’s not that they’re more evil than Cheney, it’s that they’re just incompetent at selling the lie.

Words that I never anticipated ever seeing or hearing.

Holdup, are people not skipping the AI summaries entirely because the info is fucking shit?

Relieved to find this response below the others. Why TF would you search for a site i) whose URL you know? ii) waste space on your browser by adding the website as a search bar on your browser’s menu bar? How much time do people anticipate they’ll save by avoiding typing Wikipedia.org into the address field?

Go see your doctor, ask them about Jaundice.

Whoa, other schools had a Shit Smear Bandit too?!

Hell yes, all pie is good pie. Happy 3/14 everyone!

Reminder they gave a known terrorist a VISA just so they could immediately stick a CI with him, and then have the CI entrap the terrorist in a bullshit assassination plot.

Not without precedent, did they give this one a block of grey Plasticine and tiny digital alarm clock to plug into it too?