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29 days agoIt’s unfortunate that Jack Burton wasn’t able to finish Mitch off like he did with Lo Pan, but at least he was still successful in saving an innocent jade-eyed lady.
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Maybe he’s more enamored with the whole “too incompetent to successfully assassinate him” part.
So, like, are their off hands massaging each other’s balls then?
Thing is, if you fuck up your landing approach that badly, you should just give up and go back into the air to try again.
Hate to break it to you, but…
The Hitman collab where he hires 47 to kill Slim Shady was fucking wild.
3·1 month agoSocialism is not a popular label. Your common clay of the new West will happily support socialist policies as long as they aren’t told it’s socialism.
16·1 month agoThose look like emperor penguins, though, which are actually endemic to Antarctica.
67·1 month agoFOXNews was started specifically to prevent anything like Watergate from ever happening again, so mission accomplished, I guess. I hope Roger Ailes is choking on it in hell.
You can tell it’s fake because that steak on the tray isn’t well-done.
23·2 months agoOutrageous. Unfair, even.
Thing about logistics is that it’s basically that one joke from Life of Brian: “what have the Romans done for us lately?” Doesn’t matter what things were like last month, what matters is what things are like now. And right now things in CENTCOM look pretty bad.
Uh, I hate to break it to you, but this is exactly what’s happening in places to get land for data centers.
https://fortune.com/2026/07/19/data-center-eminent-domain-public-use/
43·3 months agoThe point of getting an MBA isn’t to demonstrate competence, but to spend years immersing yourself in the incestuous networking that the business caste actually cares about.
Well, he promised to start a pogrom on brown people. He delivered on that, at least.
179·3 months agoDigital distribution of games was a mistake.
Betrayal! From my own nephew!
Upvote for Samus. 👍
The kind of training you need to be able to kill someone painlessly with drugs is the same training you get for working in medicine, so the sort of people who actually have that training also tend to self-select to not be willing to participate in executions. Which leaves only people who don’t know how to painlessly kill people with drugs running the show.