Yes pls 🙏🐲

I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer

🐲👍

The fact they are asking, means they are considering. And that’s grounds for uninstalling it and looking for an alternative.

Uncle John’s bathroom reader! I know this has nothing to do with the metric system, but I saw the toilet paper roll around the page number and got a surge of happy brain sauce due to the happy memories of all the copies I owned through the years: 2

I love these short, wholesome threads where rules are being enforced and no one pitches a hissy about it but instead is like “whoops lemme fix that thx for reminding me” and it just gets resolved

No /s. The situation is getting worse for the rapists. They know this and that’s why their victim is getting threatened.

That’s a throwback 😹 I love it

“It is a French expression! Bon jour, mademoiselle! I would like to see le tits now!”

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Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob ain’t listening, spark breath (reference to your username)

A lot of my weird ass dreams can be interpreted as: I need to stop going to bed stoned

Take me to earth

🥳

Course I’m not leaving her anything anyway

Leave her a dollar that way she can’t say that she was forgotten or accidentally left out. But like the other person’s reply, pls know that ianal so I could be wrong on how that all works

Gay LMFAO cover duo yelling “COCKS!” over and over in the club

Frickin’ Robot Man is gonna stomp your ass for that as he drops 7½ F bombs, the ½ being because Flit showed up and teleported him away before he could finish

Don’t worry. He’s stomping you with his massive clanker feet, so you’ll die with a hard on

“I said a whole lot of nonsense. Whoops! Looks like a coherent thought snuck in there. Better edit that out.”

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