It’s OK he’s a pretty soft man

You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

I guess it doesn’t sound as good to say “They expected to find microplastics and they did”

$5mil and you get to be there for the start of a civil war. Bargain!

Gabagool

Me too troops and marones. Me too.

Where’s that guy who was like “I don’t see any American flags at these protests” in complaint about the Mexican flags at the LA protests

Are we already in the “all photographs with bokeh are fake” era?

The best part of my life is writing sarcastic comments on shitty takes like this. That’s free and I’m a still in debt. Explain.

This will never not be a fart burger to me. If you like eating farts, have at it.

Anything to avoid one of the richest people in the world paying his employees a livable wage.

I would say the same about the account posting it. Their account has existed only 2 weeks and it is posting almost exclusively about nukes.

When can I be encased in a glass box and finally get some peace?

Is the stigma around incorrect use of bullet points? I’d rather keep that one going.

Lads, is it woke to follow The Highway Code?

If we ignore all the other context for a second: the “drugs are bad” angle is kind of hilarious if he’s on multiple hallucinogens, uppers and downers and the only identified issue was he had to pee a bit more than usual.

Woketopus is a terrible superhero

Did you just ask the AI why you should use the AI?

This is how the planet dies. Just burning fossil fuels asking a text generator why you shouldn’t eat glue.

I heard perplexity eats electricity, which makes it even dumber than me.

So in this case you would have to go to another website to find a real recipe anyway.

Just use the glue like a good acolyte!