“But how can we create a rocket powerful enough to reach the sun?!”

‘Stand back, I’m an orthodontist.’

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Happened in Nebraska too. Voters passed legal weed but the GOP isn’t going to follow through and is actually trying to outlaw the farm bill shit in the process.

There’s no reason for them to actually legislate or govern since they’ll still get voted in, all they need is the R and they’re set. World’s easiest job.

fartdog georg

Charlie Kirk is a sentient sack of human shit and his opinion is worth even less.

They believe whatever Trump does is gospel and their news outlets convince them the same. He can do no wrong because that would shatter the reality they’ve constructed.

Undo a century of global hegemony by being a self-absorbed idiot and things tend to go poorly.

He’d realize that if he wasn’t a self-absorbed idiot.

final boss

I cannot hope for traditional justice for this man so I will resign myself to waiting for a ketamine overdose.

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Neat, a traitor to two nations at once.

A century of diplomatic strategy is being unravelled in a matter of months.

Each individual piece is damning, let alone the whole thing.

Using a random chat app for your war plans. Accidentally adding a random civilian. The bizarre rage over Europe. The intentional withholding of information from Trump by his cabinet and VP. The comment about how Trump’s actions do not align with his actual messaging, implying it’s just impulsive bullshit. The way Hegseth speaks like a drunken uncle on Facebook.

Just traitorous dipshits the whole way down.

Thus solving the problem once and for all!

Bacon has only enough spine to say that things are not okay just before voting lockstep with his party.

Despite all their Gadsden flags they are obedient.

Trump will come out and say that communist socialist fascist drag queens are blocking our beautiful mail with their Obama deep state radical leftist agenda and somehow his supporters will believe it even though it makes no sense.

They won’t notice. Or they’ll be happy because they owned the libs. Or it’ll be Biden’s fault.

Regardless there will be zero introspection or self-critique because they are incapable.

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