Maybe if we got a hold of those damn Epstein files…!

Lol. So america, ready to vote like your life depends on it yet? Because it kinda looks like it does, or will soon…

Sounds like the voting strategy that got us here. No wonder they think it’ll work.

Like the other guy said: shut up.

So men don’t get choked? Why are these things always gender specific?

Grabber of Pussies

President Vance it is, then.

Simple: they value profit (for themselves) more than anything. Musk probably pays them out after the fact. Get 1T, hand out 5B/ each to all of the shareholders that voted to approve it.

Ok, c’mon now, be honest. Does it really make the code easier to understand/ manage though?

Kids these days need to install a 4gb framework to write a storage/ retrieval web app. ‘Full stack’ is kinda funny when their contribution is just a few k of scripts.

Thanks trump! Thanks Rs!

You’re wrong. If that was the case, the other areas would show similar levels of apathy as 2024. Hate to break it to you, but run of the mill Dem candidates won in most of the other elections this time. IMO, it’s more likely that the pain is starting to compel the voters to the polls. All I have to say is finally. Just don’t drop the ball again.

Hm… it’s almost like if you want change, you need to vote. Sitting out or spoiling your vote doesn’t do much more than literally nothing.

Who knew? Apparently all it needed was a little pain and chaos, the loss of healthcare, snap, LGBT rights, a felon in the Whitehouse ignoring congress and the judiciary, a stacked supreme court, a govt shutdown, unemployment. Inflation, high grocery prices, extrajudiciary assassinations of foreign nationals, coercion of foreign policy, open interference in another countrys elections, censorship of the media, restarting of nuclear tests, literal demolition of parts of the office of the executive branch, …

But I’m sure all of that was only a distraction from what was really happening.

Now, where are those Epstein files?

I did not see this coming, did you?

/s for the dumb people

Trying. Can’t seem to replicate the string. Maybe if it happens again.

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Almost line for line. A wall of XML popped up when I hit submit. Looks like yours went through.

Interesting… I wrote a gag comment about using an SQL injection as my password and crashed the Lemmy API. Using connect if that makes any difference.

I’m sure the 40 or so manservants and the annual stipend from his brother would help ease his suffering. The poor guy.