Thanks Obama!

Nobody else called it Knock-Knock Zoom-Zoom???

Space nazis? I hate Space nazis

Change Lake Erie to Moist Ohio

It’s easy to schedule a text so the recipient gets it the next morning. Looking at you uncle 3 time zones over

No need to fake it just add their email address to Trump’s fundraising website. Caveat: doing so might be a teensie bit illegal https://win.donaldjtrump.com/

Eff it. Turn off the internet and see if folks can figure out the Dewey Decimal System

My elderly father recently fell for a Facebook imposter that pretended to be a family member and asked if their friend could contact him. The friend asked him to take a photo of his driver’s license and text it to them, fortunately he doesn’t know how. I’ve been wondering ever since what can they do if they had it? It doesn’t have his social security number on it. His credit has since been locked and banks notified

They will spend on both parties, it’s called hedging your bets. For those wondering why the Democrats take that money ask yourself when was the last time you contributed to an election campaign

Yeah Dewine wanted to raise taxes on it to 20%, up from 10% and on top of the ~10% sales tax. Fortunately the state legislature prevented it.

You may already know but it is now illegal in Ohio to possess weed bought from outside Ohio

The cult has been around long before Trump, long before he was groomed by Fox News. It was a cult in need of a leader. No reason it’ll dissappear after he’s gone

Yet purple finches clearly are red

Cook on a stove. Way easier and quicker. Without a fire you’ll see/hear more wildlife. You won’t wake up with smokeface, puffy eyes, everything smelling like smoke. In my experience most camping injuries involve fire/firewood gathering. If backpacking, without a fire you’ll save a lot of energy. No holes in expensive nylon gear. I know going without a fire is sacrilege to a lot of people, give it a try sometime

Not me. I’m the guy trying to convince everyone camping is more fun without a fire

This guy hikes

I once responded with “honestly no but I mustn’t have have be doing the speed limit or we wouldn’t be here”. It got a laugh and I was let off with a warning. For the record, I’m a white guy with a mustache. Cops love mustaches

My in-laws collected welfare. No kids

There was not more welfare? I don’t believe that

Did any of them go to trial? I thought they all got thrown out for lack of evidence